If recent reports are to be believed, Jon Gosselin's day in court with TLC could end with him losing more than just ca$h money - try custody of his eight kids.
That's because a Jon Gosselin sex tape scandal and allegations of cocaine use are about ready to erupt, according to the always reputable National Enquirer.
The source reporting the alleged romp? Bodyguard Thomas Meinelt, who was subpoenaed to testify in Jon's court battle with TLC over breach of contract.
Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine and has watched Jon's secret sex tape. The lucky, obviously average-looking female co-star has not been named.
However, Stephanie Santoro, Jon's ex-nanny and alleged plaything, says she's heard about the Jon Gosselin sex tape as well - and it's from last month!
"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."
Sounds like the Erin Andrews peephole video. Only with Jon Gosselin. Gross.
Santoro added: "He also told me he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"
Okay, so, let's sum up this tall tale:
* Jon's girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, was not the one having sex with Jon on the alleged sex tape, some random girl was, and she was paid to do so.
* Who paid her, and why, is not clear.
* Jon's bodyguard apparently has nothing better to do than watch Jon bone girls on tape, then have conversations with Stephanie Santoro about it.
* Jon snorts a lot of f*%king coke.