Lindsay Lohan Owes Over Half a Million in Credit Card Debt

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t had a real job since “Labor Pains” went straight to DVD two years ago, but it hasn’t stopped her from spending money like a drunken sailor on shore leave. According to Radar Online “Lindsay owes credit cards $600,000,” a source [revealed]. “One card cut her off last week and it’s only a matter of time before all her other credit cards cut her off too.”

Lohan used to make a good chunk of change by doing club appearances, but the invites are becoming sparse and the starlet gets only from $5,000 to $10,000 at most. “One credit card company is going to discuss a payment plan for Lindsay,” the source continued. “But if she doesn’t have the income and can’t make her payments, they are prepared to sue her.” Fortunately, she can always fall back on mass-releasing a sex tape. It’s Lindsay’s financial ace in the hole, as it were. 

The real fun will be seeing just how many “aces” wind up in her “hole” once the video finally hits the internet.